February 2012
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practicallyperfect-marypoppins:
Show me! - My...
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I might have added John Green's part. :)
my parents: your teenage years are the best years of your life!
me: you mean it gets worse?
john green: "They are not the best years of any long life, unless you're just...doing it wrong."
school vacations
me: yay a nice long relaxing week of--
teachers: homework, and lots of it, because we don't want to accept that you may have plans or really just need a break emotionally, physically, and mentally from any type of work or connection to school
what you said: I like hard rock
what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini
derrencrisp:
‘i love to pop, and lock, and jam, and break’
‘is that even legal?’
‘its just dancing. sometimes i think its cooler than homework!’
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fuckidty fuck fuck and I missed Glee.
whatever im going to bed.
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My mom bought herself a smartphone and she doesn’t even know how to use a smartphone.
and then she gave me this crappy old phone.
Then she woke me up old my sleep to call tell me that i’m ungrateful even though I didn’t even complain once about this stuuuuppiiiidddd phone!
Not to mention that I brought home my progress report and I didn’t hear not one not one “Good...
Rights
thegayrepublican:
We have
Civil rights
Gay rights
Animal rights
I think it’s time for fetus rights. I mean you say that you are the voice for the Animal that has no choice, but to be slaughtered.
Well I’m the voice for the baby that is about to be slaughtered. You know the one that can’t speak up for itself.
“She’s lovely. She’s really nice. And she’s such a big fan, I mean, it’s...”
– Matt Lewis on Evanna Lynch (via amys-choice)