My mom bought herself a smartphone and she doesn’t even know how to use a smartphone.

and then she gave me this crappy old phone.

Then she woke me up old my sleep to call tell me that i’m ungrateful even though I didn’t even complain once about this stuuuuppiiiidddd phone!

Not to mention that I brought home my progress report and I didn’t hear not one not one “Good job, Cathy” or “Well done, Cat.”

but god forbid I fail like art or something, she would’ve in my fucking ear like a fucking fly nagging me forever.